How to Open Bottles Without Bottle Openers

2011-02-03T11:02:00.000-08:00

So, I got these little bottles of Coke because despite everyone thinking they're too expensive. Before I get into the real subject here, I just want to point out that little Cokes in glass bottles taste way better than any other Coke or Pepsi. So, they're worth every penny. Unfortunately, after buying them, I realized I had no way to open them....or at least that was my first thought.
But after discovering the caps don't screw off (as I was told) and that they WILL scratch the crap out of your hands, I googled ways to open bottles without a bottle opener. Many of the techniques didn't work for me, and I'm still trying new methods, but so far, I've learned that scissors work well. You just use them to pry the cap off basically. I'll update this as soon as I learn more!

All About Toilets

2011-02-03T10:56:00.000-08:00

One interesting thing I've learned my first semester of college is...as the title suggests...a lot about toilets. For example, I've learned that when 4 cheap people share one bathroom, they will do anything to avoid buying toilet paper. I've seen everything from using other people's toilet paper, to using other bathrooms, to using things other than toilet paper (don't ask), to hopping in the shower as a way of eliminating the need for toilet paper...I could go on, but this subject can get a little gross. Furthermore, I've learned 1 way to fix a leaky toilet, 2 different ways to fix a toilet that won't flush, and 2 different ways to unclog a toilet without a plunger or anything useful of that sort. In other words, I've become our ghetto plumber. Also, I recently learned that sharing your toilet paper is a small price to pay for an unclogged toilet. Lastly, I've learned that you can't get pregnant from sitting on strange toilet seats, but you can get diseases...awful, nasty diseases...and no, I didn't learn this from personal experience if you're wondering. :)

With love and mini-Cokes,
M.

Things I've Learned In College

How to Open Bottles Without Bottle Openers

All About Toilets